the daily comment for friday, january 9, 2009

[thedailycomment at hobbit-hillton.org]

things to do at wal-mart while your spouse/partner or mother is taking
their sweet time:

* get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in  peoples carts when 
they  aren't looking.

* dart around the store suspiciously, loudly  humming the "mission
impossible" theme.

* hide in a clothing rack and when people browse  through, say "pick me!"